U-M-R ! U-M-R ! UMA janai yo Umaru !
U-M-R ! U-M-R ! UMA janai yo Umaru !

Itsudatte
Zenshin zenrei asobi taose ! Motto motto tanoshime yo otome
Minna ni kizukarenai you ni
Iza, yuke ! Himouto RAIFU

Oki ni no FUUDO kaburi kyou mo kyou tote gorogoro shite
Daikoubutsu no POTECHI wo te ni PASOKON to niramekko shiyou

Tateba shakuyaku suwareba botan aruku sugata wa yuri no hana daremo ga urayamu kanpeki JK
Hora genkan kuguttara henshin da ! Saa guutara shiyou

Itsudatte
"Kuu ! Neru asobu" no san-ren KONBO zutto zutto GEEMU wa tomodachi
Oniichan wa kibishii kedo kitto kitto yurushite kurechau no
Wagamama houdai wa "daisuki" no uragaeshi

U-M-R ! U-M-R ! UMA janai yo Umaru !
U-M-R ! U-M-R ! UMA janai yo Umaru !

Soto de wa neko wo kaburi kyou mo ashita mo enjiru no desu
Daikouhyou no egao wo buki ni tomodachi ni barenai you ni

Tateba ni toushin suwareba man maru aruku sugata wa chinchikurin
Daredemo iyaseru aikyou MASUKOTTO ! ?
Saa genkai koeru made paariinai !
Utage no hajimari daa (iyo iyo koyoi mo ITTSU SHOUTAIMU !!!!)

Karen de yuuga na onna no ko enjite mite mo
Oniichan dake wa damasenai kirawaretakunai mon
Sunao ni ienai "arigatou" taido de shimesou

Daa ! Zengen tekkai ! Aa mou ii jan !!
Oniichan nante shiranai !!

Nan tsutte !
Isshin doutai futari de hitotsu datte datte sore ga kyoudai desho ?
Ichiren takushou futarikiri no unmei kyoudoutai

Kyou datte
Jiyuu honpou warai tobase ! Motto motto tanoshinda mon kachi
Tenshin ranman SUMAIRO de gyutto gyutto kokoro wo tsukanjau no
Yaritai houdai wa shinrai no uragaeshi ?

U-M-R ! U-M-R ! UMA janai yo Umaru !
U-M-R ! U-M-R ! UMA janai yo Umaru !

Hai, oshimai !